Littlehampton

And Roy took us to Littlehampton:

 Which has a famous cafe, known locally as The Turd.

 

The East beach is very pebbly.

 Icecreams are much in demand.

So are chips.  It's not Bernie Eccleston.

People take...

 ...selfies

I wish his brother had left that shrimping net alone.

They relax on the beach

walk their dogs on the promenade...

 And do mysterious things.

At the west beach is the river, where you can fish...

 For crabs.

 But it's also a working harbour

 With a few wrecks.